Deer Hunting Jokes

Written By John VanDerLaan 

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Our collection of Deer Hunting Jokes! There’s nothing better than deer hunting humor to bring a smile to your deer hunter’s face!

LOL!!! Feel free to share each of these deer hunting jokes on facebook, twitter and wherever else you would like!

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“Whats the cheapest type of meat?”

“Deer balls, they’re under a buck!” LOL!

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Dad cooks a deer and doesn’t tell the kids what it is. He gives them one clue… It’s what your mother calls me.

The boy yells ” It’s a fucking dick, don’t eat it!!!”

OMG! Too Funny!!!! Found this on Facebook!

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Lol!!! You’ve got to admit, that’s pretty funny!

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You may have seen this one on our home page! You never know where that buck will come from! Lol!!!

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We interrupt this marriage to bring you DEER SEASON!

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LOL!!! I think we can all relate to this one! Comment below if you eat, drink and SLEEP deer hunting!

A Professor was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,

“Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you’re having an orgasm???”

She replied, “Probably deer hunting with his buddies.”

The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

I’m still laughing!!! LOL!!!

Two deer hunters were standing high on a ridge overlooking a road in rural Ohio on opening day of deer season.

They both spotted a huge buck trotting towards them. Just as one hunter raised his gun to shoot, a funeral procession came driving slowly down the road. The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat, and stood with his head bowed until the procession had passed. Of course by then, the deer was long gone.

The other hunter exclaimed “Wow! That was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen! You are an amazing human being and a shining example to sportsmen throughout the world!”

The first hunter nodded and said; “Well, it was out of respect, after all we were married for 42 years”!

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John VanDerLaan

John VanDerLaan is the managing editor here at DeerHuntingGuide.net. He oversees a team of editors, writers and pro staff that are subject matter experts in hunting and hunting gear. John's expertise includes thoroughly testing all types of hunting gear, as well as hunting all over the U.S. and Canada. While his hunting expertise includes game birds, small game and large game, his favorite game animal is the whitetail deer and he loves to share the knowledge that he has gained over 40 years of chasing the wily whitetail with both archery gear and firearms. John is an active member of the Outdoor Writers Association of America.

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