Written By John VanDerLaan
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Our collection of Deer Hunting Jokes! There’s nothing better than hunting humor to bring a smile to your deer hunter’s face!
LOL!!! Feel free to share each of these hunting jokes on facebook, twitter and wherever else you would like!
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Jim was talking to his buddies near his rod and gun club and explaining that he couldn't go hunting because his wife wouldn't let him. His buddies gave him some ribbing about him being under the thumb, and Jim sloped off home miserably. Jim's friends arrive at their hunting spot later to find Jim already there with all his hunting gear. The friends were astonished and asked Jim how had he persuaded his wife to become so understanding.
"Well, it's like this explains Jim. "I went home and slumped down in my chair with a glass of wine to drown my sorrows at not being able to join you guys. Then the misses snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said 'Surprise!' and when I looked, she was standing there in a beautiful, see-through negligee. She said "carry me to the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want..." So here I am!!"
When she says her daddy has 400 acres and nobody hunts it!
“What's the cheapest type of meat?”
“Deer balls, they’re under a buck!” LOL!
Dad cooks a deer and doesn’t tell the kids what it is. He gives them one clue… It’s what your mother calls me.
The boy yells ” It’s a fucking dick, don’t eat it!!!”
OMG! Too Funny!!!! Found this on Facebook!
Lol!!! You’ve got to admit, that’s pretty funny!
You may have seen this one on our home page! You never know where that buck will come from! Lol!!!
We interrupt this marriage to bring you DEER SEASON!
LOL!!! I think we can all relate to this one! Comment below if you eat, drink and SLEEP deer hunting!
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A Professor was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,
“Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you’re having an orgasm???”
She replied, “Probably hunting with his buddies.”
The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.
I’m still laughing!!! LOL!!!
Two hunters were standing high on a ridge overlooking a road in rural Ohio on opening day of deer season.
They both spotted a huge buck trotting towards them. Just as one hunter raised his gun to shoot, a funeral procession came driving slowly down the road. The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat, and stood with his head bowed until the procession had passed. Of course by then, the deer was long gone.
The other hunter exclaimed “Wow! That was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen! You are an amazing human being and a shining example to sportsmen throughout the world!”
The first hunter nodded and said; “Well, it was out of respect, after all we were married for 42 years”!
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